King Tartar the Farter Tee | Long May He Reek!
Behold the royal flatulence of King Tartar, sauciest ruler in the condiment kingdom. Golden crown, gleeful grin, and a trident of tang—this tee is for anyone brave enough to embrace the funk. The back print proclaims his full title in all its glory: “King Tartar the Farter.” Regal? Yes. Refined? Not even a little.
Front: Clan Condiment mini crest over the heart.
Back: Royal proclamation + triumphant toots of glory.
Perfect for pun lovers, sauce lords, and anyone bold enough to wear their weird on their sleeve. Bagpipes required.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Clan Condiment
- Email: contact@support.clancondiment.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
King Tartar the Farter Tee | Long May He Reek! Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|